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Writers - The Public Access Masterpiece Co-Written By And Co-Starring Truman Capps
Help Humpalump
Oregon Marching Band trumpet player Eric Humphrey has been diagnosed with Ewing Sarcoma, a form of bone cancer. This is stupid, because Eric is awesome and should not have cancer. Donate some money to help him get better.
Hair Guy/Truman
I've always had really thick, dense hair, but up until my sophomore year of high school I just kind of left it alone as a bowl cut. When I was 16 I started parting it and combing it to the side in a big wave, and suddenly everybody who had more or less ignored me before was telling me how great my hair was. Five years later, my hair has won multiple awards, but The New Yorker still sends me very gracious rejections. Although you may have seen my work in the Oregon Daily Emerald under the name 'Truman Capps', most people who don't know me just call me Hair Guy. Also, I'm on a first name basis with Eva Longoria.
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